Recipe #3: Harry Potter Pumpkin Pasties

Delicious, dessert pumpkin ravioli goodness

After butchering a pumpkin especially for the occasion, I knew this week's recipe had to feature pumpkin.  After all, I couldn't let my prized spoon die in vain!  Since my office was having its annual Halloween potluck, I figured I could combine my cooking obligations into one amazing dish.  In perusing my cookbooks, I remembered I had the spectacular book, The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook.  Since it claimed to have recipes for everything from Knickerbocker Glory to Cauldron Cakes, I figured it would have a good recipe for a Hogwart's Express favorite, the pumpkin pastie!

This cookbook is so cool!  It has tons of neat recipes.  Plus, it also tells you the location in the books that each food is mentioned.  It's a fat nerd's dream!

Incredibly excited about the Harry Potter recipe, I snatched all of my ingredients from the cupboard, getting everything out ahead of time and read the recipe over throughly, not wanting to repeat the great cream cheese mistake.  (See my first post for details.)

First, I made my pastry dough.  The recipe called for the dough to be made in a food processor, but as I still do not have one, I simply made the dough in my beloved lime green KitchenAid mixer.  It seemed like a lot of dough while in the bowl, but once it was emptied, it came to one sad little pile in the middle of the wax paper.  It was then that I realized my mistake.  This recipe was supposed to make only SIX pasties.

Crap.

So, instead, I did what any normal person would do, Instead of simply making another batch of dough, I decided to make miniature pasties.  So, instead of a pumpkin turnover, it would be essentially a sweet dessert pumpkin ravioli.

My plan in place, I set about making the filling, also in my amazing KitchenAid mixer.  This recipe, of course assumed that most people (read: people with any sense) would purchase canned pumpkin, but I substituted fresh pumpkin and it worked out fine.  However, I did add extra cinnamon and nutmeg to the recipe, since the filling seemed sort of bland.  Besides, it's the cinnamon and nutmeg that make a pumpkin dish anyway.

I love this mixer.  So, so much.  It's worth its weight in gold at Christmastime.  Plus, it's green!

Next, I rolled out my dough, making sure to roll it out as thinly as I could.  I had to stretch this into a potluck-sized serving, after all!  Next, I had to figure out how to cut out my dough.  The recipe says to cut circles with a saucer.  As I was unsure how to cut dough with a plate, and was making miniature pumpkin pasties anyway, I decided to go with the tried and true method: cookie cutters.  Fortunately, my mother is a huge afficionado of all things Wilton and always goes to their annual tent sale every year.  A year ago, I accompanied here and made the incredibly wise decision to purchase 101 cookie cutters...because you just never know when you'll need those.

Best $6 ever spent!

I cut out the circle and stuffed them full to bursting with pumpkin-spiced goodness.  However, sadly, burst most of them did, no matter how much I crimped the edges with the fork!  Discouraged, I put them on the cookie sheet anyway.  Then, I realized that I was supposed to cut vents in the top of each pastry.  How this is to be accomplished without either tearing apart one's pastry or slicing the little ravioli bundle in half, I am not sure.  Instead, the majority of my raviolis looked like they had received a vicious slash to the face, courtesy of Jacques, the Pastry Ripper.

The untidy pasties which sported baked potato-style jabs rather than fancy vents.  

Having failed presentation, I chose to make sure that the darn things tasted good and sprinkled a mixture of cinnamon sugar on top.

After countless streams of profanity, many dirty dishes and not one, but two annoyed calls to my mother to gripe about how this recipe was "so not worth it," the little pastries came out of the oven golden brown and smelling amazing.  Even though I stretched the recipe, I couldn't resist trying one of these right out of the oven.  It was sooooo worth it.  The crust was flaky and delicious and so full of calories that even Paula Deen would be envious and the filling was gooey and tasted like everything that is amazing about Thanksgiving
dessert.

After calling my mother to take back all of my previous foul words about the pasties, I sat down to enjoy the rest of my delicious pre-bedtime snack, with Cool Whip, of course.

This is probably the only food blog that posts a previous gnawed-on dessert.  What can I say?  It smelled delicious.
I regret nothing.

After that, I packed the rest of the cooled pastries into a container for work.  My coworkers seemed to like the pastries just as much as I did.  After all, this was my container 15 minutes into pot luck....

If this isn't a ringing endorsement of one's dish at a company pot luck, I don't know what is!